We&Us } 2E2 OH TEN

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Hi!!! this the jeade pendant de singlish version. found it liao ^-^. enojy reading~ woohoo.

So got this pendant lah, people say until like very whatever lor, say until like worth dunno how many million, but actually if see liao is really quite special la. Big until give the gin nah hold also dunno if can hold. It got the Jade make until very nice, somemore use the diamonds and make the flower on top. Actually supposed to wear like necklace like that, but then so tua, then scared lose or people anyhow steal, so put inside the bank dun touch lor. That Mrs. Khoo only wear two times - one time is dunno what sultan give banquet then she ask mata to bring there, make those Datin la see until also very gian; later her nephew get married she also wear again. After that, she just leave in bank lor, cause she say those other thing she go for not tua pai enough, wear until so special for what? But people see her never wear the thing also will say what "Aiyah, never wear ah. Sad lor, actually wanted to see."

See people so gian she also happy la so talk cock abit lor, Say what pass from her Ah ma to her Ma then pass to her, then say what last time is belong to some Vietnam concubine la, say last time dunno what Datin see already very gian then send her kaki to come and lim teh actually want to buy. Tell them no still come, kang kor but too bad la, still cannot.

The gossip that time is see Mrs Khoo die liao then give the jade to who - her Lian Kim or the daughter in law. But actually, she herself know la, sure give to daughter one, cause her favourite child ma. Some more she say dun wait until die lah, married can give already.

Holidays liao, then the Lian kim come back with fiance want her mother take the jade let her next time husband see. He that time in London is study arts one, then come here wear until so lup sup, then somemore is angmor, then when he see the jade like wahlao so suakoo like that, the mother is lagi gam phua du lan. Inside she think then later she tell her Mr Khoo "terrible lor. nowadays the children ah, so many can marry want to marry some bo lui ang mor." But too bad lah, she think, nowadays the children is dun listen to their parents one, so she tiam tiam never say anything. Like that then plus just now something lagi jialat happen: she let her house the Ah Soh see the jade while she getting it ready cause, actually she is family one la, but husband die and now sell kueh at dunno what kopitiam, so salah confirm this sort of thing never see before mah, so let her special special see then happy abit lor. Wah the Ah Soh lagi high lor, stop her thing come over like machiam going to talk to Lee Kuan Yew like that, then box also haven't open like orgase already. Then see already is gam puah orgase lor, say the jade until dunno like what still never mind, somemore say until like let her live at the back eat leftover be their karanguni is damn special like that.

Wahlao, the Mrs. Khoo hear already is also gam phua high.

But then hor, the Ah Soh the daughter who abit retard la, come in find her mother then see the jade so chio go and take and wear and run around, wahlao the Ah Soh see the Mrs Khoo face like the bao gong so black is damn fucking scared, scared until take back the jewel that time really scold and whack the kia until dunno like what, whack the retard until the Mrs Khoo happy liao action action say what "Ok enough la, you want to kill people issit?"

Then the Ah Soh is lagi drama lor, say what "This sort of Kia bo tua bo suay die also better lor!"

This thing like so low class like that, so the Mrs Khoo never go and tell people, then forget liao. Her own Kia at home then she really treat them machiam king like that, get the Marias cook this cook that; the Ah Soh cause that time so salah then like everything also want to help. When she cannot find majong kaki, then the Mrs Khoo go spend money entertain them also, then the Mr Khoo also sometimes no beh pio or what also bring them show off abit to his friends, say what year end sure married liao. Say already not enough still want to say "Actually married already I think my sayang going to xim tia, cause marry liao the jewel not hers already must give to Ah Kim. Zhar bor si ahneh kuan eh. But then hor, that thing actually -" then hao lian whisper whisper go and say a price; see them scared only then happy.

But dun say I say one hor, but actually they all is scared no money then want to sell that jade lor. Really lor! Guarantee plus chop! you see ah, they all gamble la, play la, dunno do what la, then somemore all the kids go overseas uni then always want money, then actually all their ah ma ah gong money is really no more already.

Most important that time is the Lian Kim wedding lor. Cannot lose to last time her brother or that time the nephew one, or else is damn throw face one. That Mrs Khoo think think need what Paris dress la, new house in London la, the hotel dinner la (at least 500 people lor, then Imperial hotel some more), Kao, really fucking jialat already like that. Tell her old man har, that one just say what "No la, where got such thing one? Think too much la you. You see you need you buy lor!", whatever shit. Then some more she see her Ah Kim so happy, very bo xim to tell her also.

Everyday think think think, one time she even think until want to ask her house the Ah Soh for money lor, hear other people say what she 40 years sell kueh is actually make alot one, then some more is si beh ngiao, what the hoong kee is take those other people tarik already left over then own self collect and roll one, even her gong kia's clothes is take those other people throw away one. But she think Wahkao, is gam phua lose face lor like that! Then everyday she "Orr Orr ok ok" here "Ah Ah ei sai ei sai" there maybe all act one lor, say until ownself like dunno what but maybe is turn around and laugh me one lor! Like that hor, maybe marry liao then she and her gong kia can go fuck off la, rather than everyday see also buay song.

She har, think think until white hair also grow liao, but still bo lui. House mortgaged liao, Shares salah; then die la. Think really bo pian must sell the pendant.

Kao she think until like that ah, really is head pain heart pain lor. Then somemore she so ai bin one, so must some more think some excuse to say why nobodywearing the stupid jade. Still can la, better than dinner salah - that is really bo oei kong liao.

So like that lor, bo pian, tell her husband and her Ah Kim, that really bo pian have to sell the thing liao. Her old man still ok la, only say what make sure dun lugi. But her that Bo Ka Si eh Kia, wah lao, lucky is like her mother like that ai bin or else got this sort of thing where can anyhow sell? At least still got dinner to eat la, Singaporean first thing see red envelope is want to eat liao, then the jade say wear with the gown is sibeh obiang, then ok lor.

Then after that they really extreme until dunno what to say la; quiet quiet find those really wu lui lang to buy the thing. Then really so heng, got some angmor zharbor dunno from where one, then say she also quiet quiet can buy lor; really say until want to tompang her dunno who to their house and quiet quiet take, machiam james bond like that. But good also la, cause she also willing to pay cash, (better cash lah, cause angmor lang mah, after dunno what then how). So like that lor, her that jade finally no more in the bank liao.

Wah, once the thing over already har, the Mrs Khoo still want to geh geh action action go tell her friend "Aiyah give my Ah Kim this sort of jade har, really wasted one lor, say what dun match her DeeOrr, tong kim eh kia is really cannot make it one lah, might as well i keep better!" Happy until invite the Ah Soh that time still say what "Eh, you two come dinner hor wear properly hor! dun throw my face", then the Ah Soh tell her ei sai la.

Wah kao the wedding ah, people talk three day also talk until the door gift only. Dunno where they dig up what MP la NMP la CEO la Towkay la Minister la to come also lor. The Mrs Khoo hi here hi there is damn busy lor, but busy still got time to hope that Ah Soh's Si Gi Nah dun anyhow go and make trouble. Haiyo, ask her to leave that si gi nah at home still die die want to bring, k la k la anyway my ah kim also getting married close one eye.

Then she go and see hor, then saw one side is the Ah Soh and her Si Gin Nah lor. But never mind la, they that day is wear can make it one la. Then hor, see liao see liao like, eh, how come got people like staring at her har? stare liao still never mind leh, like dunno whisper whisper what one lor. then some more like, getting more and more lor. The Mrs Khoo see until Sibeh Geh yan, then go overr that time, WAHKAO! machiam see ghost lor! that si gi nah is wearing the jade lor! then wear until like sibeh high like that, her mother also talk here talk there like si beh si boon like that, no more the last time "ei sai ei sai" already.

Har?! Why like that?! Eh! Mr Khoo leh? Mrs Khoo is already like gam phua unglam like that, like very qi gek then pai seh, then like, really really buay tahan already. My Ah Kim know liao is kill herself one lor! Kill that fucking Ah Soh lor! Fuck!